Red Wine on a School Night

Yes. I am a badass. It may seem ridiculous to most, but red wine and Oscar Wilde are possibly the best combination ever to grace my school nights. I just finished The Importance of Being Earnest which is probably full of too many witty remarks for any one sober person to handle, but is absolutely brilliant nontheless. Look at that: "Absolutely brilliant." I'm getting all early 1900s on your ass. It's hard to read Oscar Wilde and not feel as though you aren't sarcastic, smart, or classy enough. I think that's what makes it so wonderful. It's so full of chewy language and ridiculously complicated word play. Makes me want to put on white gloves and carry around a parisole while smoothly insulting anyone I have tea with.